that video may seriously be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen; how the fuck am i supposed to write an essay now with that playing in my head
Stop what you are doing and watch this.
"Nurse, did… did anyone come to visit me? While I was asleep?"
"No, Dr. Chilton, but the police will be here to pick you up soon."
"Oh, okay. …thank you."
quick warm-up chilton. going to have to vote hospitals as the worst place to remember you don’t have any friends.
African bullfrog (Pyxicephalus adspersus) by Ian White [flickr]
We have these at work, and let me tell you, they are ridiculous creatures. And you can’t quite tell from this picture, but they are MASSIVE. Males can reach ten inches across and easily weigh over 4 pounds. Waaaay too large to be a plausible creature.
an actual photograph of me when you guys send me nice messages
don’t apologize for being cis/white/heterosexual/etc okay
you know it’s okay to be those things and you’re just looking for people to remind you that it’s okay even though all around you are constant reminders that it’s okay meanwhile trans/poc/etc people are being constantly told that they’re gross and that it’s not okay to be those things
so don’t be like “uguu i am so sorry for being white” like no you fucking aren’t and you know you don’t need to apologize for that, stop shitting your pants to try to get people to feel sorry for u
I just wanted to say “hi” to new followers.
will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter
yea you can “choose” the way you interpret what a slur means the same way you can say that the word “apple” could mean “banana” if you alter the meaning in your brain but in reality, if you say the word “apple” in front of a large group of people who have been exposed to apples their whole lives the majority will think of this
hugh dancy, actual twink in trial & retribution