Aggressively southern gay
The best kind of southern gay!
I have a mighty need for this button.
bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable
this twitter is too precious for this world
my greatest accomplishment to date.
Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.
an excellent and very specific compilation video
pussy isn’t gonna taste like strawberries and whipped cream. like, it’s a bodily fluid. your vagina is acidic when it’s in its prime pH. let’s get rid of this idea that we’re supposed to taste like we’re fruits instead of humans. like, yes, you can alter the taste with your diet. but please do not fret if your genitals don’t taste like chocolate pudding.
"fats girls cant-"
shh.. fat girls can and they will
One of those lanyard things that keeps your sunglasses around your neck oh my god you aren’t doing any sort of physical activity you are in no danger of losing them
Some white (presumably) cishet dude got on the bus next to me today and felt he needed SO MUCH ROOM to spread his legs that he literally sat on top of my thigh. I was taking up a reasonable amount of room, if anything less than was reasonable. What the fuck.
Hugh Dancy brandishing his tongue in a ›Venus in Fur‹ interview
I solemnly swear I did not plan to make a gifset about Hugh’s skills in lingual seduction. That just happened somehow all by itself.
My standards for boys:
- dark hair
- cute smile
- love horseback riding
- unusually long life span
- speak elvish
- secretly be the heir to the throne of Gondor
- be Aragorn