Anyone West of Bree

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

Dad just exclaimed, “Morgan! Morgan, look, look, it’s… It’s that cat!” while pointing at the TV. “What’s it’s name, uh… Uh, Grumpy Cat!”

Oh Dad…

swornswans:

daniel radcliffe is a treasure to be protected

hubedihubbe:

Young centaur getting used tries to get used to to a saddle bawawa

They have no names or anything I just baww this is a nice thing

hopeydopey526:

bellamybelly:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard


oh my god same

put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco light set up

i am hysterical

hopeydopey526:

bellamybelly:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

oh my god same

put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco light set up

i am hysterical

fartgallery:

Your honour. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The Defendant. Me. The lady sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. no I am not stalling for time

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

Gems from conversation with my aunt:

"I’m just saying, you should get a student loan to cover your boobs [top surgery]."

"Don’t ever let a therapist rile you up. Don’t give them ANY emotion."

"So. Your cooch hair."

anyonewestofbree:

Off to see a relative I haven’t seen in 4 years to be misgendered over and over. The things I’ll do for free furniture…

UPDATE: THE TABLE IS SMALL, HEAVY, UNEVEN, AND UGLY

:/

Off to see a relative I haven’t seen in 4 years to be misgendered over and over. The things I’ll do for free furniture…

Is it just me, or has Underworks gotten way less expensive? Granted, I haven’t needed to buy new binders in a long time, but I swear this time I’m getting two for what the cost of one used to be… Or am I just remembering wrong…?

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

thisiseverydayracism:

The prison-industrial complex is just a myth…right?

thisiseverydayracism:

The prison-industrial complex is just a myth…right?

s1uts:

holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

Ah my favorite post on this site makes rounds once again

blacksupervillain:

Well damn

blacksupervillain:

Well damn